Thursday, February 25, 2010

Mrs. Freak

Confusing huh?!
Well.. that’s how you’d feel around my “female” boss. I guess it’s her turn now to get the spotlight.
I couldn’t get any more accurate picture to represent her than the one you see above. The woman literally has two characters!
Let me clear it out for you, she is British with a Saudi citizenship which leaves us with the British Heather and the Saudi A.J and I have to deal with them as one person and that’d be my boss!
Heather is a fun loving person and a dork in a very “Michael Scott” way. (for those who don’t know who is he, he is the boss in “The Office” .

I’ll post an episode later as a clarification for this post) actually a little quick comparison won’t hurt..
Michael Scott and Heather are the same… exactly how??

Well, they both seem to confuse working with YouTubing which leads them to spend their work hours doing a good job working very hard on Youtube.

They both love any music produced by any black people thinking that they are the coolest creatures ever existed.

They both say the dorkiest things ever like “see ya later alligator”, or just shoot a comment during a completely irrelevant conversation (like the legendary line of Michael “that’s what she said”) which by mere chance could turn out to be a hilarious joke or most of the times could end up making no sense at all.
check out this video loooooool

I think that they both are the only managers in the world who search jokes on the internet just to add a fun twist to a meeting, not to mention their way of holding a meeting!

that's what Michael said to Toby when he ruined a fun thing he was doing and I just could swear that Heather said the same thing in her mind to our wet blanket Nelly when she had such a dramatic meltdown during a "fun" meeting!

The Saudi Heather aka “A.J” could perfectly fit in Taliban. The way she acts around Saudi men is unbelievable! She tries too hard to show respect that she almost bows while talking to them. It’s too humiliating to watch that it makes me sick.

And she would make a very good example of a real life Mr. Burns from “The Simpsons” specially the hand gesture while being thoughtful of a serious issue.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Mr. Creep

I thinks its about time I start talking about this job of mine but please don’t even think about asking me what exactly it is that am doing cuz I’ve got no clue!

The work environment is like the ultimate mixture of “The Office” and “Ugly Betty” 
And as you may know , its like any other work place in this country, there’s a male-side and a female-side, each with different staff and boss and everything..
I’ll leave talking about all that for later posts .. today I’ll just focus on the wannabe boss. The regional manager of the male side is totally dying to boss the female employees, especially that they’re all singles. Some of them are stupid enough to treat him like a boss , they just keep forgetting that we have our own freak boss. for us he’s just another ugly employee.

So he’s our Daniel meade (ugly Betty’s boss). As you can see, they’re almost the same .. they’re both huge womanizers, have their own effect on women, and with a shiny and obvious sense of fashion!!! In fact you may say that the only difference is that our Daniel takes good care of his eyes and he’s got some distinguished stalking skills, the man is a total creep, like if u skip work one day and go for a cuppa coffee, you’ll definitely run into him in starbucks or if you go shopping you’ll find him in the mall, I guess even if you go to your gramma you’ll find him paying her a visit.. I’ll tell the girls to try that and see what happens!

I wish I could get u a bigger picture of this beauty but this is all I could steal from his facebook account. And in case you’re wondering how am I not worried about posting his personal pic in here , I’ll tell you its for the following reasons:
*He’s totally not into blogging, so I don’t think he’ll ever see this.
*Even if he ever came across my blog, he wouldn’t understand half of what am saying here and he’d probably think that there’s a hot mysteries girl with a huge crush on him that she’s posting his pic on her page!! Believe me … his self-esteem is that high!
*Even if he understood that I trash talked him, he wouldn’t do anything about it cuz ppl here don’t know its an option to sue over something like this.. so am ok :D

he could really relate to this song (RADIOHEAD - CREEP) .. i love it.. thnx Dwight for the song ;P